The Simulation Is Gaslighting Me T-Shirt

About the Design

Ever get the feeling reality is actively screwing with you? You’re not crazy—the simulation just wants you to think you are. This shirt puts paranoia on full display with a message that hits home for anyone who’s ever seen the same stranger twice in the same aisle, noticed repeating numbers a little too often, or wondered why their cat suddenly acts like a knockoff replacement.

Bold, direct, and funny in that “I’m laughing through the existential dread” kind of way, this tee makes your suspicions wearable. It’s great for calling out the glitches, breaking the fourth wall at parties, or warning your friends that their “déjà vu” wasn’t just in their head. Crafted for comfort with Bella + Canvas quality, it keeps you cozy while the fabric of reality collapses around you.

Perfect as a conversation starter, a therapy icebreaker, or just something to wear while you refresh your browser for the 42nd time because it keeps gaslighting you into thinking you never clicked “submit.” The simulation may lie, but this shirt doesn’t.

About the Item

Elevate your conspiracy-minded wardrobe with the tee that combines covert style and unmatched comfort. This isn't just another ordinary shirt—it's your new undercover essential, meticulously crafted to support your truth-seeking missions.

Universal Unisex Fit: Tailored to flatter every operative, our tee provides a relaxed yet purposeful fit that feels like a trusted ally from day one.

Luxuriously Soft, Suspiciously Comfortable: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers an extraordinarily soft and breathable feel you'll return to again and again. Heather colors are equipped with a clandestine cotton-poly blend for increased durability and undercover softness.

Premium Bella + Canvas Quality: Trusted for their meticulous construction, Bella + Canvas tees feature expert stitching and durable materials, designed to endure frequent operations and countless washes without losing shape or compromising comfort.

Essential Gear for the Awakened: Ideal for layering under surveillance gear or proudly worn solo, this tee promises unrivaled comfort and durability—perfect for those who know too much.

Upgrade your tactical apparel—experience why this tee is guaranteed to be the most comfortable and covertly stylish shirt in your collection.