Just Another Victim of the Algorithm T-Shirt

About the Design

You were just looking up toaster reviews. Now you're being served targeted ads for uranium ore, private bunkers, and beard-growing supplements. Coincidence? No—you're just another victim of the algorithm.

This shirt is your official badge of surveillance fatigue, digital despair, and the slow realization that the internet knows you better than your therapist. Whether you're dodging data mining, drowning in recommendations, or getting banned for memes, this tee says what your search history can’t: “I didn’t choose this path—Big Data chose it for me.”

Made for truth seekers, tech cynics, and anyone who’s shouted “Why am I seeing this ad?” into the void. Soft, breathable, and eerily predictive of your next favorite shirt. If you’re reading this... it’s already too late.

Just click "add to cart"—the algorithm already knows you want it.

About the Item

Elevate your conspiracy-minded wardrobe with the tee that combines covert style and unmatched comfort. This isn't just another ordinary shirt—it's your new undercover essential, meticulously crafted to support your truth-seeking missions.

Universal Unisex Fit: Tailored to flatter every operative, our tee provides a relaxed yet purposeful fit that feels like a trusted ally from day one.

Luxuriously Soft, Suspiciously Comfortable: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers an extraordinarily soft and breathable feel you'll return to again and again. Heather colors are equipped with a clandestine cotton-poly blend for increased durability and undercover softness.

Premium Bella + Canvas Quality: Trusted for their meticulous construction, Bella + Canvas tees feature expert stitching and durable materials, designed to endure frequent operations and countless washes without losing shape or compromising comfort.

Essential Gear for the Awakened: Ideal for layering under surveillance gear or proudly worn solo, this tee promises unrivaled comfort and durability—perfect for those who know too much.

Upgrade your tactical apparel—experience why this tee is guaranteed to be the most comfortable and covertly stylish shirt in your collection.