Gravity Is a Hoax Women's Racerback Tank Top

About the Design

Why do things fall? Because the Earth sucks—literally. Gravity? That’s just a fancy cover story to keep you from asking real questions. This racerback tank top is for those bold enough to defy Newton and embrace the uncomfortable truth: we’re not being pulled down—we’re being rejected by a planet with bad vibes.

Perfect for workouts, moonlight rants, or making physicists twitch, this comfy and breathable top supports freedom of movement and freedom of thought. Whether you’re a sarcasm enthusiast, a flat-earth theorist, or just someone tired of gravity’s smug attitude, this tank keeps your torso stylishly rebellious.

Wear it. Question everything. Especially gravity.

About the Item

This isn’t just a racerback tank top—it’s a wearable middle finger to mainstream fashion and Newtonian physics. Made from a lightweight 60/40 blend of combed ring-spun cotton and polyester, it’s soft enough for lounging in your underground bunker and tough enough to survive the gravitational lies of your gym treadmill.

Designed with freedom in mind (of thought, movement, and possibly escape routes), the racerback cut keeps you cool and unencumbered while you question everything from apple-dropping myths to the moon’s authenticity. Whether you're working out, hanging out, or just outwitting the global mind control network, this tank's got your back—literally.

Perfect for truth seekers, skeptics, or anyone who prefers their tanks like their theories: light, breathable, and mildly confrontational.

Great for workouts, warm-weather weekends, or just making people at brunch say, “Wait, what?”

Makes a solid gift for the weird and the wonderfully paranoid.

Product Features
- Side seams to maintain shape—even when reality bends
- Self-fabric binding for that clean, cult-worthy finish
- Super-soft, feather-light blend (perfect for hot takes)
- Tear-away label so nothing itches but your suspicion
- Designed for movement—whether it's yoga or dodging satellites

Care protocol:
- Do not iron (seriously, it’s already flat)
- Do not dry clean (unless your dry cleaner is part of the resistance)
- Machine wash cold (30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach (bleach erases truth)
- Tumble dry low (like your trust in the government)