Operation Echo Dome: The Tinfoil Betrayal

About the Design

Tinfoil hats were never protection. They were Phase III.

This shirt exposes a confidential memo from Operation Echo Dome, a black-budget surveillance project confirming that over 97.4% of domestic aluminum-based products—including so-called “protective” tinfoil hats—are now signal-enhancing.

That’s right. Every time you wrap your cranium in foil, you’re not blocking the intrusion—you’re boosting it. Field reports confirm signal strength increases when foil is applied directly to the █████. The memo even names a target demographic: self-identified ██████ ███████. You know who you are.

Stamped with the ominous seal of the Department of █████████████ and Thought Harvesting (D.A.S.T.H.), this redacted document has one message:
You're not off the grid. You're on their wavelength.

Perfect for skeptics, signal paranoiacs, and anyone with a drawer full of Reynolds Wrap and trust issues.

The hat doesn’t block the beam. It becomes the antenna.

About the Item

Elevate your conspiracy-minded wardrobe with the tee that combines covert style and unmatched comfort. This isn't just another ordinary shirt—it's your new undercover essential, meticulously crafted to support your truth-seeking missions.

Universal Unisex Fit: Tailored to flatter every operative, our tee provides a relaxed yet purposeful fit that feels like a trusted ally from day one.

Luxuriously Soft, Suspiciously Comfortable: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers an extraordinarily soft and breathable feel you'll return to again and again. Heather colors are equipped with a clandestine cotton-poly blend for increased durability and undercover softness.

Premium Bella + Canvas Quality: Trusted for their meticulous construction, Bella + Canvas tees feature expert stitching and durable materials, designed to endure frequent operations and countless washes without losing shape or compromising comfort.

Essential Gear for the Awakened: Ideal for layering under surveillance gear or proudly worn solo, this tee promises unrivaled comfort and durability—perfect for those who know too much.

Upgrade your tactical apparel—experience why this tee is guaranteed to be the most comfortable and covertly stylish shirt in your collection.