The Moon Owes Me Twenty Dollars T-Shirt

About the Design

The year was… who knows. The place? Some parking lot, probably. And the Moon? Yeah, it borrowed twenty bucks. Swore it’d “pay you back Friday.” Guess what? Friday came and went. Now it’s just floating up there, smug, glowing, acting like gravity cancels debts. Spoiler: it doesn’t.
This shirt is your official collections notice to Earth’s favorite rock. Wear it while pointing at the sky and shouting, “WHERE’S MY MONEY, MOON?” at confused neighbors. Or just keep it casual, like, “Oh yeah, the Moon owes me. Big deal. Twenty bucks and change.”
Perfect for astronomers, conspiracy theorists, or anyone who has screamed at the night sky for less legitimate reasons (like raccoons). Also doubles as protection against lunar loan sharks.
Disclaimer: Shirt will not help you get your money back. The Moon is notoriously bad at Venmo, and PayPal won’t verify its address.

About the Item

Elevate your conspiracy-minded wardrobe with the tee that combines covert style and unmatched comfort. This isn't just another ordinary shirt—it's your new undercover essential, meticulously crafted to support your truth-seeking missions.

Universal Unisex Fit: Tailored to flatter every operative, our tee provides a relaxed yet purposeful fit that feels like a trusted ally from day one.

Luxuriously Soft, Suspiciously Comfortable: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers an extraordinarily soft and breathable feel you'll return to again and again. Heather colors are equipped with a clandestine cotton-poly blend for increased durability and undercover softness.

Premium Bella + Canvas Quality: Trusted for their meticulous construction, Bella + Canvas tees feature expert stitching and durable materials, designed to endure frequent operations and countless washes without losing shape or compromising comfort.

Essential Gear for the Awakened: Ideal for layering under surveillance gear or proudly worn solo, this tee promises unrivaled comfort and durability—perfect for those who know too much.

Special Lunar Notes: Does not guarantee repayment of lunar debts. Shirt may attract werewolves on full moons.