Currently Experiencing a Mild Temporal Anomaly T-Shirt

About the Design

Running late? Showing up three days early? Accidentally looping the same brunch conversation until your friends beg for mercy? Relax—it’s not your fault. You’re just currently experiencing a temporal anomaly.
This shirt is your get-out-of-jail-free card for all things inconvenient and weird. Boss wonders why you missed the meeting? “Temporal anomaly.” Show up to a wedding that doesn’t happen until next year? “Temporal anomaly.” Microwave insists it added 15 minutes instead of reheating leftovers? You guessed it—“temporal anomaly.”
Perfect for sci-fi nerds, conspiracy theorists, and anyone who suspects their Fitbit is gaslighting them, this tee doubles as both fashion and alibi. Just nod knowingly when strangers ask if you’re a time traveler—and walk away before they notice you’re carrying a Blockbuster card and a phone charger that doesn’t fit any phone from this decade.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause déjà vu, spontaneous discussions about multiverses, or being blamed for Daylight Saving Time.

About the Item

Elevate your conspiracy-minded wardrobe with the tee that combines covert style and unmatched comfort. This isn't just another ordinary shirt—it's your new undercover essential, meticulously crafted to support your truth-seeking missions.

Universal Unisex Fit: Tailored to flatter every operative, our tee provides a relaxed yet purposeful fit that feels like a trusted ally from day one.

Luxuriously Soft, Suspiciously Comfortable: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers an extraordinarily soft and breathable feel you'll return to again and again. Heather colors are equipped with a clandestine cotton-poly blend for increased durability and undercover softness.

Premium Bella + Canvas Quality: Trusted for their meticulous construction, Bella + Canvas tees feature expert stitching and durable materials, designed to endure frequent operations and countless washes without losing shape or compromising comfort.

Essential Gear for the Awakened: Ideal for layering under surveillance gear or proudly worn solo, this tee promises unrivaled comfort and durability—perfect for those who know too much.

Special Time Notes: May cause déjà vu, spontaneous flashbacks, or confusion about what year it actually is.