Full Size Candy Bars Only – Trick or Treat Shirt

About the Design

Forget fun-size. That’s for amateurs. This Halloween shirt is a public service announcement from your sweet-toothed soul to the stingy neighbors on the block. With bold lettering that reads "Full Size Candy Bars Only", it lets everyone know you didn't come all this way dressed like a sentient pumpkin to be handed a single Tootsie Roll. Whether you're escorting kids or just out reclaiming your youth one Snickers bar at a time, this shirt makes a clear and spooky-sarcastic demand for only the highest tier of sugar-based tributes.

Ghosts don’t haunt for Smarties, and neither should you.

Stitched together with the same kind of dark magic that turns bite-sized candy into disappointment, it’s your go-to gear for door-to-door snack diplomacy.

About the Item

Elevate your conspiracy-minded wardrobe with the tee that combines covert style and unmatched comfort. This isn't just another ordinary shirt—it's your new undercover essential, meticulously crafted to support your truth-seeking missions.

Universal Unisex Fit: Tailored to flatter every operative, our tee provides a relaxed yet purposeful fit that feels like a trusted ally from day one.

Luxuriously Soft, Suspiciously Comfortable: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers an extraordinarily soft and breathable feel you'll return to again and again. Heather colors are equipped with a clandestine cotton-poly blend for increased durability and undercover softness.

Premium Bella + Canvas Quality: Trusted for their meticulous construction, Bella + Canvas tees feature expert stitching and durable materials, designed to endure frequent operations and countless washes without losing shape or compromising comfort.

Essential Gear for the Awakened: Ideal for layering under surveillance gear or proudly worn solo, this tee promises unrivaled comfort and durability—perfect for those who know too much.

Go full-size or go home.