Bermuda Is a Lie: Triangle Denial Shirt

About the Design

You've heard the stories: vanishing ships, lost aircraft, radio silence, magnetic anomalies. But the real twist in this maritime mystery? Bermuda itself… never existed.

That’s right. This shirt boldly proclaims the truth they don’t want you to consider: the Bermuda Triangle is a hoax because one of its corners is fictional. It’s not a triangle—it’s a polygonal lie. Bermuda is a hologram projected by the international beachwear cabal. That Instagram photo from your “vacation”? Taken at a Bass Pro Shops in Florida with fog machines and steel drums playing in the background.

Still think you’ve been there? That’s cute.

This tee is for skeptics of geography, lovers of ludicrous logic, and anyone who suspects their GPS is gaslighting them. Whether you’re a triangle truther, anti-island theorist, or just someone who appreciates well-structured nonsense, this shirt helps you show the world that not all corners are real.

Trust no archipelago. Trust your shirt.

About the Item

Elevate your conspiracy-minded wardrobe with the tee that combines covert style and unmatched comfort. This isn't just another ordinary shirt—it's your new undercover essential, meticulously crafted to support your truth-seeking missions.

Universal Unisex Fit: Tailored to flatter every operative, our tee provides a relaxed yet purposeful fit that feels like a trusted ally from day one.

Luxuriously Soft, Suspiciously Comfortable: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers an extraordinarily soft and breathable feel you'll return to again and again. Heather colors are equipped with a clandestine cotton-poly blend for increased durability and undercover softness.

Premium Bella + Canvas Quality: Trusted for their meticulous construction, Bella + Canvas tees feature expert stitching and durable materials, designed to endure frequent operations and countless washes without losing shape or compromising comfort.

Essential Gear for the Awakened: Ideal for layering under surveillance gear or proudly worn solo, this tee promises unrivaled comfort and durability—perfect for those who know too much.

Upgrade your tactical apparel—experience why this tee is guaranteed to be the most comfortable and covertly stylish shirt in your collection.