Self-Care Status Update: I Had Pancakes Today and Called It Therapy

About the Design

Therapist booked? Copay too high? Just slap some syrup on your breakfast and call it progress! This shirt proudly proclaims your commitment to griddle-based healing. Featuring an overly enthusiastic pancake who clearly peaked in brunch group therapy, it’s perfect for anyone whose coping strategy involves carbs and denial. Wear it to your next mental health day—or your next breakfast. Same thing. After all, nothing says emotional regulation like hotcakes and hopeless optimism.

About the Item

Elevate your conspiracy-minded wardrobe with the tee that combines covert style and unmatched comfort. This isn't just another ordinary shirt—it's your new undercover essential, meticulously crafted to support your truth-seeking missions.

Universal Unisex Fit: Tailored to flatter every operative, our tee provides a relaxed yet purposeful fit that feels like a trusted ally from day one.

Luxuriously Soft, Suspiciously Comfortable: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers an extraordinarily soft and breathable feel you'll return to again and again. Heather colors are equipped with a clandestine cotton-poly blend for increased durability and undercover softness.

Premium Bella + Canvas Quality: Trusted for their meticulous construction, Bella + Canvas tees feature expert stitching and durable materials, designed to endure frequent operations and countless washes without losing shape or compromising comfort.

Essential Gear for the Awakened: Ideal for layering under surveillance gear or proudly worn solo, this tee promises unrivaled comfort and durability—perfect for those who know too much.

Upgrade your tactical apparel—experience why this tee is guaranteed to be the most comfortable and covertly stylish shirt in your collection.