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tCSC the Conspiracy Shirt Co.
Classified Access Program — Tool Tier Upgrade

Unlock Unlimited Tool Access

Subscribe to the tCSC mailing list and move from 25 free uses/day to unlimited access across all image and SEO tools. Plus shirt drops, leaked designs, and a first-order discount.

∞ Unlimited tool access
% 10% off your first order
◎ New shirt drops first
◈ No spam, ever
What subscribers get
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Unlimited Tool Access Subscribers only
Non-subscribers are limited to 25 total tool uses per day, shared across all 10 image and SEO tools. Subscribers on the mailing list get unlimited daily use of every tool — compressor, resizer, cropper, watermark, format converter, background remover, meta tag generator, slug generator, alt text generator, and social preview.
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10% Off Your First Order
Your discount code lands in your first email. No fine print, no minimum. Stack it on any shirt in the store.
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New Drops Before Anyone Else
New designs, limited runs, and restocks go to the list first. Some things never make it to the public store.
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Weird Evidence & Leaked Designs
Design previews, conspiratorial dispatches, and updates from the shirt lab. We take the lore seriously. You'll get it.
About the AI Tool Limit

The Alt Text Generator uses the Anthropic API to process your images. Even for subscribers, AI generations are capped at 50/day to keep things sustainable. All other tools are fully unlimited for subscribers.

Tool access by tier
Image Compressor
Subscriber: Unlimited
Guest: 25/day shared
Image Resizer
Subscriber: Unlimited
Guest: 25/day shared
Image Cropper
Subscriber: Unlimited
Guest: 25/day shared
Watermark Tool
Subscriber: Unlimited
Guest: 25/day shared
Format Converter
Subscriber: Unlimited
Guest: 25/day shared
Background Remover
Subscriber: Unlimited
Guest: 25/day shared
Meta Tag Generator
Subscriber: Unlimited
Guest: 25/day shared
Slug Generator
Subscriber: Unlimited
Guest: 25/day shared
Social Preview
Subscriber: Unlimited
Guest: 25/day shared
Alt Text (AI)
Subscriber: 50/day
Guest: 25/day shared
Unauthorized Transmission
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Enter your email to unlock unlimited tool access and receive the transmission.
10% off your first order Discount code delivered in your first email.

No spam. Unsubscribe any time. Your email is not being sold — just possibly surveilled by parties we can neither confirm nor deny.

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